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[onehellofaparty]

[Don't mind a bright blue eye staring closely at the book. In a moment, it pulls away to reveal the young man it belongs to.]

Is this thing on? [He leans in to tap firmly at the book.] Yes? No? Whatever. The quicker someone points me in the direction of the exit, the better. I've got more important things to do than sit around here twiddling my thumbs. And don't try any of that 'Oh you'll never escape!' bullshit on me. There's always a way out. If you guys haven't already found it, then I guess you're just not looking hard enough. Good thing for me, I'm not half bad at stupid shit like getting out of dumb buildings like this.

[He moves to close the book, and then pauses, thinking for a moment.] And if anyone's seen a short, angry woman with a scar across her nose, let me know. She'll kick my ass if I leave without her.

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[needsnobottle]

Way out's not a mystery. But apparently there's words.

Besides, what's there to go back to? Didn't you get the memo?

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[onehellofaparty.livejournal.com]

Words?

And what memo?

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[needsnobottle]

Words. That's the extent of my knowledge.

Didn't get a note for Lord D-bag? According to him there's no place to go because nothing else exists. If you find a note you'll have to go out looking for the metric ton of salt you'll wanna take it with.

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[onehellofaparty.livejournal.com]

That's... Real helpful.

Yeah, right. Sure. I'm gonna believe that shit.

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[needsnobottle]

That's me. Susie Helpful. I should get a badge 'cause I'm pretty sure I've said that before.

That's the spirit. You might survive here.

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[onehellofaparty.livejournal.com]

Oh, I know I'll survive here. I've been in worse places.

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[needsnobottle]

You and a few other people. Can't really say I envy you the experience, but least it'll come in handy.

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[onehellofaparty.livejournal.com]

Well at least the experience makes dealing with this a little easier.

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[needsnobottle]

You can hope, at least.

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[onehellofaparty.livejournal.com]

Oh, I know it will.

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[needsnobottle]

Oh good, confidence. That'll serve you well.