onehellofaparty | 001 [video]

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[Don't mind a bright blue eye staring closely at the book. In a moment, it pulls away to reveal the young man it belongs to.]

Is this thing on? [He leans in to tap firmly at the book.] Yes? No? Whatever. The quicker someone points me in the direction of the exit, the better. I've got more important things to do than sit around here twiddling my thumbs. And don't try any of that 'Oh you'll never escape!' bullshit on me. There's always a way out. If you guys haven't already found it, then I guess you're just not looking hard enough. Good thing for me, I'm not half bad at stupid shit like getting out of dumb buildings like this.

[He moves to close the book, and then pauses, thinking for a moment.] And if anyone's seen a short, angry woman with a scar across her nose, let me know. She'll kick my ass if I leave without her.

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I won't tell you that there's no way to escape, but I will tell you that if you try to go over the wall, you'll just be transported back without your memories. You'll get them back, but those few days without them could be dangerous if you have any secrets to keep.

So plan your escape carefully, okay?

[Big smile.]

How the hell would losing my memory expose my secrets?

Because a memory can come back without you realizing how important it is. What if you had a tattoo and you let people see it, but forgot that it marked you as a criminal? That sort of thing.

Really, think it through.

Huh. I guess you do have a point. Not that I've got any dangerous secrets.

Right.

But besides that, losing your memories is really annoying. You can't even remember how to speak for the first few minutes! It's really no fun, I don't recommend it.

Alright, you've got a good point there. That'd be pretty damn irritating.

Is there anything else stupid I should be careful of?

Not really. The rest is just common sense.

Good. Common sense is good.

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