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[onehellofaparty]

[Don't mind a bright blue eye staring closely at the book. In a moment, it pulls away to reveal the young man it belongs to.]

Is this thing on? [He leans in to tap firmly at the book.] Yes? No? Whatever. The quicker someone points me in the direction of the exit, the better. I've got more important things to do than sit around here twiddling my thumbs. And don't try any of that 'Oh you'll never escape!' bullshit on me. There's always a way out. If you guys haven't already found it, then I guess you're just not looking hard enough. Good thing for me, I'm not half bad at stupid shit like getting out of dumb buildings like this.

[He moves to close the book, and then pauses, thinking for a moment.] And if anyone's seen a short, angry woman with a scar across her nose, let me know. She'll kick my ass if I leave without her.

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[thii2ii22tupiid]

well, you know, you're welcome two try, goiing over the wall2 2eem2 obviiou2 enough, doe2n't iit?
or maybe you ju2t have two diig and fiind the 2ecret pa22age out.

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[onehellofaparty.livejournal.com]

It's a little too obvious. And someone already warned me about that.

Alright, what happens if I try to dig under it?

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[thii2ii22tupiid]

who know2?

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[onehellofaparty.livejournal.com]

Right. Well, not doing that unless I have to.

So, I've gotta ask. What's with the weird way of writing?

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[thii2ii22tupiid]

what weiird way of wriitiing?

[onehellofaparty.livejournal.com]

The two i's... And all the twos.

oh, wow, that was totally wrong icon up there, oops.

[thii2ii22tupiid]

what are you talkiing about? ii don't 2ee any two2.

XD it's cool

[onehellofaparty.livejournal.com]

....Riiiiiiight

it was supposed to be this one.

[thii2ii22tupiid]

you're a weiird guy.

how do you expect two try harder two get out than everyone el2e iif you aren't goiing two try everythiing, anyway?

XD

[onehellofaparty.livejournal.com]

Because the obvious shit is never what works.

[thii2ii22tupiid]

do you have a plan or are you just goiing two talk liike you know what you're doiing?

[onehellofaparty.livejournal.com]

I'll check out the place, and then come up with a plan.

[thii2ii22tupiid]

2o that's a no, then.

[onehellofaparty.livejournal.com]

It's totally a plan.

[thii2ii22tupiid]

okay, you're riight, ii'm 2orry.
your plan of "make a plan" ii2 actually a plan, iit2 ju2t the 2tupiide2t plan ii've ever heard.

*Read. Whatever.*

[onehellofaparty.livejournal.com]

I can't have a full plan if I don't know what I've got at my disposal here.

[thii2ii22tupiid]

well, you could ju2t admiit two not haviing a plan yet, have you triied that?

[onehellofaparty.livejournal.com]

I have a plan. Just because you don't think it's a plan doesn't mean it's not a good one.

[thii2ii22tupiid]

keep telliing your2elf that.

[onehellofaparty.livejournal.com]

Yeah, maybe I will.